Recently I have noticed there are many things that bother me, many things that I am "cunfoosed" about. So I thought I would share them here. Since my favorite room in all the rooms in the house is the kitchen I thought I would start there. So we will start with the giant silver box in the corner. My humans call it the frigerator. I call it the great and glorious silver box. I call it that because it holds all the tasty foods. However, part of the great and glorious box is also called the freezer. Now I don't understand this freezer. If cunfooses me. All the tasty food in the freezer is frozen. How are you supposed to eat it when it is frozen. It's hard to chew on. It's super duper cold (and us puggies aren't real fond of the cold). To make matters worse our great and glorious box has this bad freezer part on the bottom. Now I know my dogtor says I'm "too big" but really I'm just a little guy and I cannot reach up high to the good part of the great and glorious box. Why do we have this freezer? Why does this freezer have to be on the bottom? These are but two of the questions I ponder.......
