
I must object. As a general rule I lead a most pugalicious life, but today something most distressing occurred. Somebody put the tasty treat on the table, where I could not reach them, and JUST LEFT THEM THERE. This is not right. I was most disturbed by this in-pug-humane treatment. Fortunately my humans realized the error of their ways and distributed these tasty morsals to me and my brothers. I guess I will let this problematic occurrence slide this one time, but it better not happen again!