ME and MY DOGTOR

Well it was time for me to go and see my Dogtor at Killian Hill Animal Hospital. Dogtor Lee, well she luvs me, but there are a couple things we should discuss. First, Dogtor Lee needs to understand that round is a shape. I have this problem with many humans. They like to say I'm out of shape, but round IS a shape and if I might add one of my favorites. Some of my favorite things are round.....hot dogs, marshmellows, sausage balls, cheesy poof balls and of course "ba-low-knee", just to name a few. So I don't understand why I cannot be round too. Then Dogtor Lee always wants to talk about a diet. I'm not sure about this word diet but I don't think I like it. I think it means I need to eat less round things and well that doesn't sound fun. And another thing....every time I go see Dogtor Lee and all the nice people in the dogtor's house something bites me on my hiney. Now I'm not sure what this is but apparently it is a bug call a "shot". Usually when Dogtor Lee or her helpers are giving me my rubbing/itching/scratching behind the ear treatment one of these "shot" bugs bites my hiney. I don't much care for this bug. But otherwise I love to go see my Dogtor Lee and all the nice people at the Dogtor's house. They always laugh at me and say "Wonka sure has lots of personality". I think they luv me. :)

The B-A-B-Y

This little person come over called "The Baby". Now I don't understand "The Baby". He comes over and he looks so fun. He is my size (even though my humans make fun of me and say "the baby" weighs less than me), he makes funny noises, he point at me and he seems to want to play with me but I am not supposed to touch "the baby". So I just have to sit by "The Baby" and try very, very hard not to jump on the "the baby" or give "the baby" kisses. Now I did very good most of the time but I did get a few kisses in. It was very, very hard for me to sit still. "The baby" he point at me and make squeaky noises and say "dog" and well I think he really just wanted to play with me but my humans kept telling me no. So I'm not real sure about "the baby". I think he wants to play with me and he sure looks like fun. Hopefully "the baby" will come visit again and I can try to work out this cunfoosan I have. "The baby" sure is cute!

My Mommy LUV Me

Yesterday was Happy Valentine's Day. My very own Mommy Tasha came over for dinner and because it was Valentine's Day and because she luv me she made some play time with me which was very nice. I still like the Christmas Day best but the Valentine's Day is okay too.

TODAY WAS A SNUGGLY DAY

Today it was raining. Today I could not go outside and play. Today I did not even want to go outside to make the boo-boo but my humans make me go anyway. Today was just a snuggly day. Today would have been a very sad and boring day but my Mommy Tasha came over for a while. We had some play time which was fun but she still thinks she's the boss of me, and then we made some nice sleepy snuggly together. So even though it was a rainy and yucky day outside it turned out okay on the inside.

STRANGE & SCARY BOAT

Sometimes I am concerned about my humans. Sometimes my humans do strange things. Take today for example. Today my humans came home with a boat. Now does this boat go in the lake by my girls house.....no. Does this boat go in the puddle in the backyard......no. Apparently this is a strange land boat. You sit in it and then it starts to move. Now I do not care so much for this boat. It is a scary boat. My humans think it is funny to put me in the boat but I must object. I was a good sport one time but my humans better not be pushing their luck with this strange boat 'cause I just do not like it. I have photographic and video evidence of my good sportedness though because I'm just that kind of pug...................

IT'S C-O-L-D!!!!!!!

Now I know I have a fur coat, and I know my white floofy dog thinks he's back in the mother land when he goes outside but for me it is just tooooo cold outside right now. I hold my boo-boo just as long as I can in an effort to avoid having to go out there. I have to be very careful when I make the tinkle too 'cause I wouldn't want anything to get stuck to a tree branch...if you know what I'm saying. So for right now I'm just gonna work on storing up my good sleep time. There's lots of good snuggle blankets and pillows and comfy sofas so unless I have to make an emergency potty I think I'll just stay inside where it is toasty warm for now.

HAPPY 2010!!!!

Hi everyone. I just wanted to say Happy New Year! This 2010 has already started out to be great and glorious. My girl is here staying for a while. I have made some snuggly with her. Mommy Tasha is visiting and playing with all my new toys I got on the Merry Christmas Day and today I got this great and glorious new treat called a cow's tail. It is most delicious. So I just wanted to say Happy New Year! and I hope this 2010 continues to be great and glorious for me and everyone.