ME and MY DOGTOR

Well it was time for me to go and see my Dogtor at Killian Hill Animal Hospital. Dogtor Lee, well she luvs me, but there are a couple things we should discuss. First, Dogtor Lee needs to understand that round is a shape. I have this problem with many humans. They like to say I'm out of shape, but round IS a shape and if I might add one of my favorites. Some of my favorite things are round.....hot dogs, marshmellows, sausage balls, cheesy poof balls and of course "ba-low-knee", just to name a few. So I don't understand why I cannot be round too. Then Dogtor Lee always wants to talk about a diet. I'm not sure about this word diet but I don't think I like it. I think it means I need to eat less round things and well that doesn't sound fun. And another thing....every time I go see Dogtor Lee and all the nice people in the dogtor's house something bites me on my hiney. Now I'm not sure what this is but apparently it is a bug call a "shot". Usually when Dogtor Lee or her helpers are giving me my rubbing/itching/scratching behind the ear treatment one of these "shot" bugs bites my hiney. I don't much care for this bug. But otherwise I love to go see my Dogtor Lee and all the nice people at the Dogtor's house. They always laugh at me and say "Wonka sure has lots of personality". I think they luv me. :)

The B-A-B-Y

This little person come over called "The Baby". Now I don't understand "The Baby". He comes over and he looks so fun. He is my size (even though my humans make fun of me and say "the baby" weighs less than me), he makes funny noises, he point at me and he seems to want to play with me but I am not supposed to touch "the baby". So I just have to sit by "The Baby" and try very, very hard not to jump on the "the baby" or give "the baby" kisses. Now I did very good most of the time but I did get a few kisses in. It was very, very hard for me to sit still. "The baby" he point at me and make squeaky noises and say "dog" and well I think he really just wanted to play with me but my humans kept telling me no. So I'm not real sure about "the baby". I think he wants to play with me and he sure looks like fun. Hopefully "the baby" will come visit again and I can try to work out this cunfoosan I have. "The baby" sure is cute!