Well it was time for me to go and see my Dogtor at Killian Hill Animal Hospital. Dogtor Lee, well she luvs me, but there are a couple things we should discuss. First, Dogtor Lee needs to understand that round is a shape. I have this problem with many humans. They like to say I'm out of shape, but round IS a shape and if I might add one of my favorites. Some of my favorite things are round.....hot dogs, marshmellows, sausage balls, cheesy poof balls and of course "ba-low-knee", just to name a few. So I don't understand why I cannot be round too. Then Dogtor Lee always wants to talk about a diet. I'm not sure about this word diet but I don't think I like it. I think it means I need to eat less round things and well that doesn't sound fun. And another thing....every time I go see Dogtor Lee and all the nice people in the dogtor's house something bites me on my hiney. Now I'm not sure what this is but apparently it is a bug call a "shot". Usually when Dogtor Lee or her helpers are giving me my rubbing/itching/scratching behind the ear treatment one of these "shot" bugs bites my hiney. I don't much care for this bug. But otherwise I love to go see my Dogtor Lee and all the nice people at the Dogtor's house. They always laugh at me and say "Wonka sure has lots of personality". I think they luv me. :)
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