I Am A Kayak Dog

I tell my humans I have been a little bored lately and I thought perhaps I should have a new hobby/fun thing to do.  As I am a most excellent swimmer, I thought perhaps it might be nice to take up kayaking.  I, being Wonka, normally get my way, so I tell the humans we need to give this most fun activity a go.  So, for my kayaking fun, my humans have ordered a kayak, a big yellow kayak paddle, a stupid life jacket (I am a most excellent swimmer but apparently the kayak police say I must wear one), and a most spectacular pair of swim jams that will make me even more handsome than I already am.  Today the kayak paddle arrived so soon I will be the official kayak dog.  I will keep you posted..........