Kayaking Gear Arrival

Today the life jacket arrive.  Now, as I've mentioned, I am a most excellent swimmer and do not see why I must wear this piece of kayaking gear.  However, my baby brother Charlie, he don't know how to swim, so he most definitely need this apparatus.  So to support him (and because the kayaking police will give my humans a ticket if I do not wear one which may impact my humans ability to buy me tasty treats), I have agreed to partake in the wearing of the life jacket.....