Boring Tuesday

I do not care for Tuesday and here is why.  On Tuesday my humans do something called the trivia.  This must mean a night where we leave Wonka and his brothers alone so they are bored....cause this is what happens.  On Tuesday some or often all my humans leave for this trivia.  This means me and my brothers are alone.  Who, I ask, is to get my tasty treats during this time?  Who, I ask, is to give me itchy treatment during this time?  Who, I ask, is supposed to let me outside if I need to go during this time?  It is just not right and it very, very boring.................