THE OLD-MAN AND OLD-LADY

I just got some wonderful news. The Old-Man (and yes the Old-Lady too) are coming to see me. Now they aren't coming til tomorrow but I'm looking for them already anway 'cause I'm very excited. Let me tell you about my Old-Man and Old-Lady. In human terms I understand they are my great-grandpa and great-grandma but I refer to them as the Old-Man and Old-Lady, lovingly of course. My Old-Man is almost perfect (the only reason he is not is because he doesn't come see me enough which should be at least every day). My Old-Man takes me places (like the banned drive-thru window). He takes me to the park and he takes me on walks. He always brings me a treat or some chicken he cooked for me. He lets me chew on his fingers. He lets me do boo-boo wherever I want and he just pretty much lets me do anything I might want to. He even bought a shiny new SUV and in the back there is a "puggy play area" with a food and water bowl, a nice soft blanket, toys and chewies. It's all so wonderful. Then there is the Old-Lady...........She could do with some improving. She says way too much of things like "No Wonka", "Stop it Wonka", "Don't do that Wonka", "Put that down Wonka"......you get the picture. She also calls me names and says things like "You're fat Wonka" and "You're bad Wonka". I try real hard to like her because sometimes she pets my head and does nice things but she really needs to concentrate better on doing things right. However, I have to say it's nice to have that Old-Lady because if nothing else she is the keeper of the Old-Man!