That Bad Boy Human Was Trying To Scare Me Again

Well once again the boy human called my "grandpa" that I live with was trying to scare me again. Now lots of time he is kinda fun because he likes to play the chase games with me and plays the light game and plays the hide-and-seek but sometimes he just tries to scare me and I'm not sure I like that game too much. AND this time I have video proof that I will share with everyone. The other day he came home with a monkey...yes I said monkey. Now I found out later this was not a real monkey but a pretend toy monkey kinda like my squeeky toys. But at first I did not know this. At first I thought it was a real monkey. At first it was kinda scary and since it was trying to get me I had to run from it. This grandpa of mine was laughing when the monkey was chasing me. I did not think it was funny. He obviously needs a refreshing course on the fun games I like to play. I'll get my human grandma to talk to him. She's the boss!

Kitchen Things That Bug Me - Part 3

I've saved the most important thing about the kitchen that bugs me for last. It's called the trash can. Now there are many trash cans in my house but only this kitchen can truly bugs me. I don't understand. Every day my human (usually the boy human after the girl human hollers at him) comes into the kitchen and takes this trash can out. He removes the white bag inside and takes it away never to be seen again. Then they put an empty bag in and we start over the next day. The disturbing and distressing part of this story is that when the boy takes away this bag from the trash can it is usually filled with great and glorious food. It all is so cunfoosing. Where does all this great and glorious food go? Why are they taking it away? Every day I try to understand. I just do not. Now I do not speak human so sometimes it is hard to camoonicate, but I try every day to make it clear that I would like to have this bag instead of it going away never to be seen again. So far my humans don't seem to be understanding. I will continue to try........

Kitchen Things That Bug Me - PART 2

Now that my snow is gone I'm back to my thoughts on things that bug me. Focusing on the kitchen still, things that bug me #2 is this useless and worthless bad silver box called the dishwasher. Now unlike my great and glorious silver box in the corner that holds all the tasty foods, this bad silver box diswasher just destroys the tasty foods. Here's what I see......My humans use things called dishes to make the tasty foods, and then they set the tasty foods on more dishes so they can be eaten. My "cunfoosin" begins with the fact that my humans don't clean their plates of every tasty morsel of great and glorious food. So because they aren't thorough they have to put these dishes in this box called the dishwasher. They turn this box on and a little while later these dishes are all sparkling clean and the tasty morsels of food that used to be there are gone. First of all what a radickalus waste of tasty foods. But the bigger question is why can I not have this job as the dishwasher? I promise I would be just as thorough and use less water and electricity. I often try to show my humans that I can do the job by demonstrating but this usually just gets me yelled at. I don't understand. Why do my humans waste the food? Why cannot I be the dishwasher? At the very least why cannot I help the dishwasher? Just more questions that I ponder...........

SNOW-SNOW-SNOW....

I must interrupt my postings about kitchen things that bug me because a special event has happened here at my home in Georgia. It is SNOW!!! Now apparently this does not happen much here so it is all very exciting. At first I did not think I was interested in this snow because frankly it was all a little strange. But I had no choice but to go outside because I had to make the pee-pee. Once I got out there and investigated I decided this snow was very fun. It's fun to chase. It's fun to run and slide in. It's fun to eat, both off the ground and to try to catch it out of the air. In fact it kinda reminds me of my fun bubble machine that I play with - only these are cold little bubbles. My humans throwed these "snowballs" at me that were very fun. I tried to catch this snowball and then I tried to play with this snowball and then I just decided to eat it. After I warm back up I might go back out and play some more in this great and glorious snow.......