GREAT & GLORIOUS CHRISTMAS

Well I apologize for taking so long to blog about my great and glorious Christmas day but I have been so tired from all my activities that I needed to make some rest. I will now describe the wonderful events of the last two days. First of all, I found out that apparently there is not only a great and glorious Christmas Day but also a Christmas Eve Day. The old man and old lady came over with my Mommy Tasha on the Christmas Eve Day. We had chicken, steak and pork (though I think perhaps this could be considered cannabilism). It was most tasty though. There was also lots of cheese and then a Christmas Eve present. It was most exciting. Then a very unusual and exciting event occurred. I went home with my Mommy Tasha to that old man's house for a spend the night party. This was most exciting. I got to make snuggly with them and play with the toys and chew on the doorstops and eat the old man's shoes. These are lots of my favorites. Only small problem was apparently Mommy Tasha still thinks she is the boss of me. Sometimes she like to make growly noises at me if I get too close to her old man or keep pestering her to play with me.....but he was my old man first and she's not the boss of me anymore. But she is still my mommy so I try to be good....:), but I digress. To continue on...the next morning we went back to my very own house and had lots and lots of presents. I have so many new toys I'm not even sure which one to play with first. Then we had sausage (I know more cannabilism) but it is soooo tasty. Everyone was very tired after Christmas breakfast and some napping was done. Then there was more playing and more tasty treats. It was oh such a great and glorious day. I sure hope everyone had a great and glorious day just like me!

MY MOMMY TASHA & THAT OLD MAN TAKING A NAP AFTER CHRISTMAS PRESENT OPENING

ME & MOMMY TASHA MAKING SNUGGLY ON CHRISTMAS DAY

Merry Christmas Card Time

It's that time of year again. Time for my girl to do her Christmas card. Now my girl has been not feeling so well lately. She was somewhere called the housepital, which I guess is a house for sick people, for almost a month. So she just got home to take the picture card. I think maybe that is why I did not have to wear the radickalus hat or beard this year 'cause they don't have a stupid hat and beard store at the housepital. Instead we all got nice comfy snuggies. Now I like this snuggy 'cause it's been kind of cold out right now. Also this year, since it is her first Merry Christmas with us, we invited my very own Mommy Tasha to be in the picture card AND she got her very own snuggy too. So this year the picture card taking wasn't so bad. And the very best thing about picture card taking is that means it's almost the Merry Christmas day, and that's my most favorite day of them all!!

GUARD DOGS

Mommy Tasha comes over during the day some now (kinda like doggy day care for her). It is lots of fun and so very 'citing. One of our duties during the day while the girl does her work is home protection. We are quite diligent in our guard dog activities. Please watch our training video.

Mommy Tasha Makes A-Mergency Visit

My Mommy Tasha is staying with us for a few days. The old man had to have something called A-Mergency OpPrayTion. So Mommy Tasha had to come over here to stay with me and this white floofy dog. Now she was kind of scared and she did not know what was going on so I had to make some good snuggly with her to calm her down. Now that the old man is getting all better she will go back to her own house soon but it's been fun having her here even if it was for A-Mergency.

MY GIRL IS HOME

Great and glorious day. My girl is home from Austria. She rubbed my belly and scratched my ears and I even have made some snuggly with her. Now she keeps saying I am "out of shape" but I keep trying to tell her that "round" is a shape. (Sometimes I don't think she is very smart.) It's so nice to see her though.

Rest and Relaxation

Today I would like to blog longer but I have decided it is a day of rest and relaxation. It is nice and warm outside so I have decided to spend some time sunning myself and playing in the puddle. I love the rest and relaxation day......'specially if there is chicken on the grill so I'm keeping my paws crossed.

Great and Glorious Weekend

Oh what a wonderful surprise. My little girl human cousins came for a visit. Now I know they are getting bigger and older all the time but they will always be my little girls who come to play with me. I was very excited. I gave them lots of kisses and I did snuggle with them and I even made sleepy snuggly with the Staci girl. My Roscoe P. Kitty made sleepy snuggly with Faith and well that catty still scares me some.....but back to my great and glorious time with those girls. We did a lot of playing. I got a lot of petting and ear scratching and we had some fun play time in the giant puddle. I, of course, had to demonstrate my superior swimming skills. Those girls were most impressed. Sadly they had to go back to their very own home after a few days and that made me sad. Hopefully they will come back and visit again sometime soon.

Happy Father's Day!

Today was Happy Father's Day. Since my birth daddy Jake is back in Arkansas probably making more brothers and sisters I celebrated with my humans. Mommy Tasha and the Old Man and the Old Lady came over. We had chicken for dinner, which is always a crowd (and doggie) pleaser and then we went swimmin' in the big giant puddle. Now, I'm a very good swimmer but my Mommy Tasha is just learnin' so you have to watch her because she kinda sink. But we played and had a fun time. My white floofy dog stays inside 'cause it's kinda hot and he has on a big fur coat so me and Mommy Tasha did some swimmin' and then took a rest in the nice soft grass. It was a great and glorious day.

It's A Miracle!!!

A true miracle of miracles has happened in my house. After almost two years of co-habitation me and this Roscoe P. Kitty have made friends. Now I don't quite understand all the rules but I'm trying. Apparently Roscoe P. Kitty can rub up against me and give me kisses but I'm not allowed to touch him. Now that doesn't seem fair but he is a catty and they're kinda strange animals so I'm tryin'. Apparently Roscoe P. Kitty doesn't like to play much either. I bring him my toys and drop them on his head but he just look at me like I'm dumb but he might be the dumb one 'cause he do not know how to play right. But we sit together now and sometimes we snuggle together for a nap so that's nice. For a catty I guess my floofy Roscoe P. Kitty is alright......

Great and Glorious Party Day

Happy Birthday to my Mommy Tasha! OK, so I had to wear the radickalus party hat. I personally found it to be whomiliating but Mommy Tasha didn't seem to mind and after all it was her party so I just went along.....but I wasn't very happy about it. Anyway, Mommy Tasha came over. She was very surprised. She came in and there were lots of deckrAtions, presents and a tasty birthday cake. After some pictures we went outside by the giant puddle and had birthday cake. Thankfully my Mommy Tasha shared with me and the white floofy dog. It was oh so tasty. I particularly like the tasty little blobs of peanut butter on the top and spent quite some time seeing how many blobs I could eat. Then we went inside and Mommy Tasha opened her presents. She got lots of fun squeaky toys. She wasn't so good about sharing those. She sure liked them though and eventually she let me play with the little fishy toy. It was a great and glorious party. Then since we had so much birthday cake my humans took us all to the great and glorious Stone Mountain Park where we went for a nice walk and did lots of potty and played in the creek. After that we were all pretty tired and had to take some rest. It was all that every day should be. Some more pictures of Mommy Tasha are below and then there is a video of the birthday cake eating. Mommy Tasha has on the pretty pink collar and she's littler than me so that's how you can tell us apart 'cause we kinda look alike. The birthday cake was Ohhhhh so tasty!

SOME BIRTHDAY PARTY PICTURES

VIDEO OF MOMMY TASHA's BIRTHDAY CAKE

Me and white floofy dog made Mommy Tasha a birthday cake. Thank goodness she wanted to share because it sure was tasty!!!

ITS ALMOST PARTY TIME

My Mommy Tasha's birthday is coming up. Me and the white floofy dog decided we are gonna throw her a party. We are gonna get some deckrAtions and buy her some presents and make her a cake......sure hope she wanna share..... My humans are talking about radickalus party hats but I don't think so. Anyway check back in a few days and you can see all the fun action.

Great and Glorious Fun

.......................My Mommy Tasha came for a visit. She got to go outside and see the puddle. I showed her around, showed her how to get a drink from the puddle and where to make the pee-pee and the fun soft grass to play in. I even gave her a demonstration of what a stupendous swimmer I am. She was very proud.....

Puddle Swimmin' Time

It's that great and glorious time of year when we get to play in the giant puddle in my backyard. In anticipation of this fun event I have retrieved my loyal blue rubber ducky friend to accompany me in this fun puddle time. My humans have chucked me in a couple times to test the water already and quite frankly it's still a little cold. I have to swim to the side of the puddle and climb out and then I look at them all deesgusted because I don't know why I have to be the water tester. So for a few more days while that old puddle warms up me and my blue ducky friend will just sit in the nice soft grass and wait.......

I Am Deesgusted!

I hoped this was going to be another great and glorious day but sadly it is not. My human has to do the work today. I hate the work. It is not fun. I get ignored. I don't get to go to the park. I don't get to sun myself. I don't get to play with toys. I don't get to see Mommy Tasha. I just have to lay around while she do the work. I am just deesgusted.

Another Great and Glorious Day

I got to go to that old man's house again. It was quite a great and glorious day. First I got to go in the car ride to that old man's house. There is always chicken at the old man's house. I love the chicken. I also got to go to the park. The old man and Mommy Tasha met us at the park. My white floofy dog got to meet my Mommy Tasha too. I think maybe white floofy dog was a little cunfoosed. He kept sniffing me and then Mommy Tasha and then me and then Mommy Tasha...you get the picture. He musta had to make sure which one was me 'cause we kinda look alike. Then I went back to that old man's house after our walk at the park. Mommy Tasha likes to snuggle in that old man's lap and that's just fine with me. I prefer to make the snuggle right next to my humans in case a better offer comes along and then I can jump down real quick. That old lady, she call me "ADHD" all the time. I'm not sure what that name means but I probably don't like it if that old lady says it! It was still a great and glorious day and I have pictures of me and Mommy Tasha on the sofa with the old man and then there is one of Mommy Tasha and our old man at the park. They like to sit on the bench and watch the people go by. I don't have time to sit on the bench....too many trees and bushes to make the pee-pee on!.

Me and My Mommy Tasha

Isn't she beautimous.........

MOMMY TASHA IS HERE!!

Well great and glorious day. My Mommy Tasha arrived today to live with that old man and old lady. These are some pictures of her riding home in the car from the airport and sitting on that old man's lap looking out the window on the way. I was very 'cited to see Mommy Tasha. She had a long plane ride and wanted to look around her new house so she said "hi" to me but she was tired and didn't wanna play yet. Maybe tomorrow. I was so 'cited to see her I forgot to take my picture with her though so maybe I will do that tomorrow too. It's so nice to have her here..............

GREAT AND GLORIOUS NEWS!!!!!!!!!!

Oh what a wonderful day. I have gotten the most great and glorious news. First of all, no that is not me in the picture. It might look like me but it is actually my "Mommy Tasha". Now for the great and glorious part.....I have been telling that old lady for some time now that my old man needs a puggy of his own. Like with most things and the old lady she has been a little slow to warm to the idea. However, I am happy to report that she finally is listening to me. So, my old man is going to have a puggy of his very own. This is good for lots of reasons. It makes my old man happy because he gets sad that he cannot be with me all the time. But, more important for me is that my old man's new puggy is going to be my very own "Mommy Tasha". Mommy Tasha has been living on that nice little farm in Arkansas where I was born. But now that she is not having any more brothers and sisters she needs a home where she can have the great and glorious super spoiled #1 puggy life that she deserves. She has a great and glorious life now but she has to share it with lots of other puggies and well us pugs we like to be the center of attention at all times. Mommy Tasha loves her family in Arkansas but she is going to be so excited to see me again and she is very lucky to get to live with that old man.....and yes that old lady too. Mommy Tasha will be here on Saturday. That's only three more night-night's from now. I'm so excited. I have to buy her a present. I need to do some ciphering on what that will be 'cause it needs to be just perfect. Oh what a great and glorious day.............................

That Bad Boy Human Was Trying To Scare Me Again

Well once again the boy human called my "grandpa" that I live with was trying to scare me again. Now lots of time he is kinda fun because he likes to play the chase games with me and plays the light game and plays the hide-and-seek but sometimes he just tries to scare me and I'm not sure I like that game too much. AND this time I have video proof that I will share with everyone. The other day he came home with a monkey...yes I said monkey. Now I found out later this was not a real monkey but a pretend toy monkey kinda like my squeeky toys. But at first I did not know this. At first I thought it was a real monkey. At first it was kinda scary and since it was trying to get me I had to run from it. This grandpa of mine was laughing when the monkey was chasing me. I did not think it was funny. He obviously needs a refreshing course on the fun games I like to play. I'll get my human grandma to talk to him. She's the boss!

Kitchen Things That Bug Me - Part 3

I've saved the most important thing about the kitchen that bugs me for last. It's called the trash can. Now there are many trash cans in my house but only this kitchen can truly bugs me. I don't understand. Every day my human (usually the boy human after the girl human hollers at him) comes into the kitchen and takes this trash can out. He removes the white bag inside and takes it away never to be seen again. Then they put an empty bag in and we start over the next day. The disturbing and distressing part of this story is that when the boy takes away this bag from the trash can it is usually filled with great and glorious food. It all is so cunfoosing. Where does all this great and glorious food go? Why are they taking it away? Every day I try to understand. I just do not. Now I do not speak human so sometimes it is hard to camoonicate, but I try every day to make it clear that I would like to have this bag instead of it going away never to be seen again. So far my humans don't seem to be understanding. I will continue to try........

Kitchen Things That Bug Me - PART 2

Now that my snow is gone I'm back to my thoughts on things that bug me. Focusing on the kitchen still, things that bug me #2 is this useless and worthless bad silver box called the dishwasher. Now unlike my great and glorious silver box in the corner that holds all the tasty foods, this bad silver box diswasher just destroys the tasty foods. Here's what I see......My humans use things called dishes to make the tasty foods, and then they set the tasty foods on more dishes so they can be eaten. My "cunfoosin" begins with the fact that my humans don't clean their plates of every tasty morsel of great and glorious food. So because they aren't thorough they have to put these dishes in this box called the dishwasher. They turn this box on and a little while later these dishes are all sparkling clean and the tasty morsels of food that used to be there are gone. First of all what a radickalus waste of tasty foods. But the bigger question is why can I not have this job as the dishwasher? I promise I would be just as thorough and use less water and electricity. I often try to show my humans that I can do the job by demonstrating but this usually just gets me yelled at. I don't understand. Why do my humans waste the food? Why cannot I be the dishwasher? At the very least why cannot I help the dishwasher? Just more questions that I ponder...........

SNOW-SNOW-SNOW....

I must interrupt my postings about kitchen things that bug me because a special event has happened here at my home in Georgia. It is SNOW!!! Now apparently this does not happen much here so it is all very exciting. At first I did not think I was interested in this snow because frankly it was all a little strange. But I had no choice but to go outside because I had to make the pee-pee. Once I got out there and investigated I decided this snow was very fun. It's fun to chase. It's fun to run and slide in. It's fun to eat, both off the ground and to try to catch it out of the air. In fact it kinda reminds me of my fun bubble machine that I play with - only these are cold little bubbles. My humans throwed these "snowballs" at me that were very fun. I tried to catch this snowball and then I tried to play with this snowball and then I just decided to eat it. After I warm back up I might go back out and play some more in this great and glorious snow.......

KITCHEN THINGS THAT BUG ME - PART 1

Recently I have noticed there are many things that bother me, many things that I am "cunfoosed" about. So I thought I would share them here. Since my favorite room in all the rooms in the house is the kitchen I thought I would start there. So we will start with the giant silver box in the corner. My humans call it the frigerator. I call it the great and glorious silver box. I call it that because it holds all the tasty foods. However, part of the great and glorious box is also called the freezer. Now I don't understand this freezer. If cunfooses me. All the tasty food in the freezer is frozen. How are you supposed to eat it when it is frozen. It's hard to chew on. It's super duper cold (and us puggies aren't real fond of the cold). To make matters worse our great and glorious box has this bad freezer part on the bottom. Now I know my dogtor says I'm "too big" but really I'm just a little guy and I cannot reach up high to the good part of the great and glorious box. Why do we have this freezer? Why does this freezer have to be on the bottom? These are but two of the questions I ponder.......

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Well yesterday was the Happy New Year Day. I'm not really sure what that means but here's what I did. The old man and the old lady came over to get me, my white floofy dog and the lady. Then we went to this really fun place called Stone Mountain Park. It is a great and glorious park. We ride in our car over this kinda scary old bridge and then we are on this big island in the middle of the lake. This is where it gets really fun.....We get out and get to walk around the whole island (walking makes my dogtor happy). There are lots of trees and bushes to make the pee-pee on and they even have a little rack of bags for my humans to pick up my boo-boo with. There are ducks and gooses and birds and squirrels and fishies in the water. (The water is wayyyyy to cold for me but for some reason my white floofy dog seems to like this temperature and he goes swimming but I put my little paw in to test it and personally I think he's a crazy floofy dog.) But it is all so wondermous. I don't think that's the Happy New Year though because my humans said we were going back in two days....and that's very 'citing. So the Happy New Year must be what we did next. We all went back to our house and laid in the living room watching the TV and something called football. Now I don't understand this football so I decided to sleep most of the time but this football has lots of whistles so I had to do some barking at that old television. I was pretty tired from my walking at the park so I didn't mind this Happy New Year but I think I prefer the Merry Christmas.